8 hours ago | 15,243 notes

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

millennials: you can’t get a job by just walking in and handing in your resume anymore

people over 40:

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clover11-10:
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“ Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that...

clover11-10:

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renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

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im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

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This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

10 hours ago | 18,160 notes

hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa:

ampervadasz:

Be free !

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1 day ago | 16,253 notes

apricitic:

a note on people who always say “i don’t mind” whenever you ask where they want to eat/what they want to watch/etc:

usually this is because they’ve been punished in the past for voicing their opinions, not because they’re out to annoy you specifically. depending on how much flack they used to receive, it can be very stressful for them if you try and force them to offer up an idea.

a lot of my friends who do this appreciate me giving out like… three options. pick three different things that you will be happy to do any of and ask which of those three options they’d prefer. it removes the fear of “what if they don’t like my suggestion” without erasing their option to chose and have preferences so, you know, good all around

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1 day ago | 64,999 notes

fionasaberial:

what the heck

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2 days ago | 144,780 notes

nautilusopus:

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nautilusopus:

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

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Mission parameters set.

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Fuck that noise.

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YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

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God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

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Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

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Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

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Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

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The short answer is it didn’t.

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

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wh

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who’s this..?

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

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it’s fine

2 days ago | 42,602 notes

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2 days ago | 33,741 notes

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2 days ago | 1,025 notes
coolcatgroup:
“ veroniraptorr:
“What kind of plant is this?
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The best kind
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coolcatgroup:

veroniraptorr:

What kind of plant is this?

The best kind

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1 week ago | 4,511 notes

enrique262:

No seriously you guys have to read this one, it’s a blast all the way through!